Friday, 25 May 2012

I want, I want, I want!

Everyday starting at bedtime this is what we get from Max (2yrs and 2 months old)....


8.30pm...

I want a wink (drink)
I want a cuddle
I want a story
I want a wink (drink)
I want a mummy
I want a papa
I want a squash and a squeeze (story)

...9.00pm....

I want a wink (drink)
I want a downstairs
I want a watch tv
I want a wink (drink)
I want a cuddle
I want a bonjela
I want a Monkey Puzzle (story)
I want a bath (seriously?)

...10.00pm....

I want a wink (drink)
I want a mummy
I want a papa
I want a cuddle

...sometime between 10-11pm

zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz....

....06.00am....


I want a downstairs
I want a watch TV

...grrrr......

It wouldn't be so bad if he stayed in his bed.  He doesn't he gets up.
It wouldn't be so bad if he stayed in his room. He doesn't he comes out.
It wouldn't be so bad if we could leave him to it. We can't he goes to wake Laila up :-(.

We want our evenings back!!! Go the F to sleep!

p.s. it had better be his bloody big painful teeth that are causing this and once they are through he better go to sleep like a good little boy or.........

2 comments:

Dad said...

I laughed until I cried. Very well written & very funny. I sorry for you.

Deenie said...

aww. it'll get better. :-)